i’m having an existential crisis
I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.
so is deforestization like breaking out of the matrix or
YEAH CLEANING THE HOUSE TOMORROW
just gives me a reason to put on loud music
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
If there’s ever a zombie apocalypse I’ll make sure the people I hate or whoever made my life hell get infected first. Just so I can have a reason to kill them.